Ah, the old bureaucratic merry-go-round: where FOIA requests go to die, accountability gets lost in a stack of red tape, and the truth—well, the truth just gets “routed” to someone else’s inbox.
Welcome to the Biden administration’s version of transparency, where government agencies are playing hot potato with public records like they’re hiding the nuclear codes, not emails from a...
Oh, Gretchen. You had one job—walk into the Oval Office, pretend like you’re not absolutely terrified to be in the same room as Donald J. Trump, and leave with your dignity intact. But nope. Instead, the Governor of Michigan decided the best way to handle a surprise press appearance was to go full “middle schooler avoiding the yearbook photographer”...
Well, it looks like President Trump is doing a little spring cleaning—except this time, it’s aimed squarely at some familiar names who thought they could cash in on betrayal and sanctimony.
Enter Miles Taylor and Chris Krebs, two former Trump administration officials who somehow mistook their government jobs for personal PR platforms. Now, thanks to a pair of executive orders,...
Ah, Kamala Harris—the political equivalent of that one coworker everyone avoids adding to the group chat. You know the type: always available, always eager, and yet somehow, always the last person you want showing up when it actually matters. Case in point: the recent Wisconsin Supreme Court race, where even Democrats politely (and privately) told the Vice President to...
Ah, Hillary Clinton—still clinging to the spotlight like it’s 2016 and America is just dying to hear what she thinks about… well, anything. On Thursday, the former First Lady, former senator, former Secretary of State, and perpetual political flameout popped up to sound the alarm on what she’s calling a voter suppression plot. The crime? Republicans dared to pass...
Ah, nothing says "everything’s totally fine" in a marriage like your husband publicly admitting he’s in a "deep deficit" with you and your podcast tour sounding like a TED Talk on reclaiming your personal freedom. Former First Lady Michelle Obama took to the mic this week to address the swirling divorce rumors, and let's just say—she didn’t exactly slam...
It’s a new day at the southern border—and let’s just say, orange really is the new black if you’re an illegal border crosser these days. Because under President Trump’s second term, crossing into the United States illegally doesn’t earn you a bus ticket and a free phone anymore. It earns you a jumpsuit, a pair of ankle chains, and...
So let’s get this straight: a Chinese spy balloon floats its merry way across American skies, cruising above military installations and God knows what else, and what’s the Biden administration’s first reaction? Panic about how it might look if the American people found out. You can’t make this up. Before the rest of us even knew there was a...
Well, there it is—the Supreme Court just reminded the judiciary’s wild-eyed West Coast branch that even in San Francisco, the Constitution still applies.
In a clear 7-2 decision, the highest court in the land blocked yet another activist attempt to micromanage the executive branch from the bench. This time, it was U.S. District Judge William Alsup trying to force President...
On the surface, it might look like the Associated Press just scored a First Amendment victory against the Trump administration. Cue the high-fives in the AP newsroom, where I’m sure someone popped the bubbly and posted a smug victory lap thread on X.
But let’s all take a moment, breathe in the fresh air of judicial nuance, and realize: this...