Watching what happens next in the Hunter Biden drama is sure to be a whoot.
According to the pre-trial conditions imposed on President Joe Biden’s son Hunter must “submit to testing for a prohibited substance if required by the pretrial services office or supervising officer,” the order added. “Testing may be used with random frequency and may include urine testing, the wearing of a sweat patch, a remote alcohol testing system, and/or any form of prohibited substance screening or testing. The defendant must not obstruct, attempt to obstruct, or tamper with the efficiency and accuracy of prohibited substance screening or testing.”
As part of his release conditions,
Judge Noreika ordered Hunter Biden to get a job, drink NO alcohol, not use or possess any drugs, and — if asked by pretrial services or officers —submit to testing and participate in substance abuse therapy pic.twitter.com/DA0m1U2GnK— Jacqui Heinrich (@JacquiHeinrich) July 26, 2023
Cocainegate anyone!?
Hunter must also “continue or actively seek employment.”
With the spotlight on him, he won’t be able to get one of those cushy Burisma jobs either, which is something (hyperbole) he’s probably never had to do in his life.
The President of the United States, Democrat Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, was supposed to plead guilty to two misdemeanor tax counts of willful failure to pay federal income tax; however, it went out the window when the federal judge discovered that Hunter was still under investigation.
Below is a Twitter thread that really describes the nonsense the judge would not participate in.
She asks if she can reject the plea on grounds it contains an agmt to not charge she doesn’t fully understand, after basically getting Wise to admit they don’t want her to have latitude on whether to accept the plea or not “in the interest of justice.” They want her hands tied,… pic.twitter.com/tO3uR9xQtR
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) July 27, 2023
Holy shit. Wise tries to “used car salesman” the judge. From what I’ve read so far he should be facing some ethics inquiries
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) July 27, 2023
Holy gaslighting, Batman!
THE COURT: …You reference the Diversion Agreement in the Plea Agreement.
MR. WISE: Not in the Plea Agreement.
THE COURT: You do. I asked you if paragraph 5B referred to the Diversion Agreement and you said yes.
MR. WISE: Only insofar as it’s not… pic.twitter.com/s8zGErbu0p— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) July 27, 2023
This is kinda hilarious, though. Wise trips over his words so badly, he almost makes KJP look good. He almost admits that the only function of Hunter Biden’s Diversion Agreement is to hide the non-prosecution agreement in the tax case (which, we’ll get to soon, specifically… pic.twitter.com/Rs3IrCeAVh
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) July 27, 2023
Well, if there’s a contract, there has to be a meeting of the minds, right? I mean, Hunter has attorneys from THREE high-priced law firms for two misdos and 1 felony. Surely they have a meeting of the minds. NOPE
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) July 27, 2023
Wise says that in his understanding, under the Diversion Agreement DOJ cannot bring tax evasion charges against Hunter for the years ref’d in the factual statement, or firearms charges based on the ONE firearm identified in that factual basis. (Does Hunter even have that anymore?… pic.twitter.com/VXAUOviTDa
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) July 27, 2023
But what’s really curious is that U.S. District Judge Maryellen Noreika is a Trump appointee and the media isn’t attacking her.
