Ah, the Clinton-Biden loyalty tour is back in town, and Bill is once again doing what Clintons do best—dodging, downplaying, and deflecting with a Southern drawl and a well-practiced grin.
When asked about Joe Biden’s cognitive and physical decline—a topic so glaring even CNN couldn’t spin it anymore—Bill gave the predictable answer: “I never saw it.” Well, of course he didn’t. That’s either the most willfully blind statement of the year or Clinton’s eyesight is just as sharp as Biden’s memory.
Bill Clinton insists Biden was “on top of his briefs.” That’s a line so rich in irony it practically writes itself. Here’s a president who got lost walking off a stage, who confused Egypt with Mexico, and who tried to shake hands with invisible people—multiple times—and we’re supposed to believe he was mentally sprinting laps around policy briefings? Please. The only brief Biden seems familiar with is the one telling him which day of the week it is and reminding him that Kamala is his vice president, not just a helpful staffer.
Clinton also says he didn’t read the book Original Sin because “Biden’s not president anymore.” That’s convenient. Ignore the evidence, close the book, and pretend like none of this happened—classic Clinton strategy. But let’s not forget, while Bill is brushing off serious allegations of a cover-up as if it’s tabloid gossip, congressional Republicans are actually doing their job.
Bill Clinton says he never saw anything to point to Biden being in cognitive decline. He thought Biden was in perfect shape and sharp as a tack.
If only there were signs… pic.twitter.com/LVSUfDCphg
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 1, 2025
House Oversight is digging into whether the White House misled the American people about the president’s mental and physical health. And based on the fallout from Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson’s book, the answer is looking more like a screaming “yes.”
And then there’s Biden himself—still clinging to whatever scraps of credibility he thinks he has left. When asked about his clear and documented decline, he didn’t refute the claims with facts or even grace. No, he challenged the authors to some kind of macho showdown: “I can beat the hell out of both of them.”
That’s not confidence—that’s unhinged. That’s your grandpa muttering threats at the mailman because he delivered bills. If that’s Biden at his best, we’re lucky the man didn’t try to “duel” Putin with a walking stick.
And let’s not gloss over the well-timed cancer revelation either. Suddenly, we learn that Biden is battling an “aggressive” form of prostate cancer, and the White House only made that public once the narrative of his decline became too big to bury. You almost have to admire the gall. The administration sat on this while asking the American people to believe that Biden was fine, totally capable, and ready for another four years. Meanwhile, staff were probably holding their breath every time he approached a staircase or tried to pronounce “Netanyahu.”
So here we are: Bill Clinton claims ignorance, Biden claims invincibility, and the American people are left with a pile of contradictions, cover-ups, and calculated PR spins. This isn’t leadership—it’s damage control masquerading as nostalgia. The Democrats bet big on Biden, ignored every red flag, and now they want to pretend it was all just part of the plan. Sorry, but no amount of Clinton charm is going to memory-hole the reality that Joe Biden wasn’t just unfit to run again—he was unfit to run the first time.
