Well, well, well. Isn’t it interesting how the man who just last week was lecturing the world about “modern-day appeasement” and NATO suddenly has a much bigger problem on his hands—namely, the potential public release of audio that could make his entire presidency look like a Weekend at Bernie’s sequel.
That’s right, Trump might be pulling the trigger on releasing Joe Biden’s interview tapes with Special Counsel Robert Hur, and if the written report was bad, the audio could be a trainwreck in surround sound.
Let’s rewind. Biden spent months waving the “I cooperated!” flag, trying to distract from the real story: the guy couldn’t remember when he was vice president. Or when his own son died. Hur didn’t even have to play political hardball—he just wrote down what happened and let the facts speak for themselves.
And those facts painted a portrait of a “well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.” Yikes. Now imagine what that sounds like. Imagine the voice, the hesitation, the coughs, the slurred words, and the foggy recollection—all in glorious high fidelity. No spin. No carefully edited transcripts. Just Biden, unfiltered.
And yet, the White House never released the audio. Why? They claim it would set a bad precedent. Oh, please. The real reason is as obvious as Biden’s gaffes at a teleprompter: it would obliterate the already fragile myth that he was mentally fit to lead. Republicans have been calling it a cover-up, and guess what? They’re right. The same people who won’t stop lecturing us about “transparency” and “threats to democracy” are fighting tooth and nail to keep Americans from hearing the guy fumble through basic questions like “What year was it?”
BREAKING: The Trump administration is preparing to release the audio recording of former President Joe Biden’s interview with Special Counsel Robert Hur—Politico pic.twitter.com/cKCKsmDr0e
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) May 8, 2025
Now Trump is circling the airspace, waiting to decide whether to drop the payload. And Democrats are panicking—because if those tapes are released, it’s not just a bad news cycle. It’s a brutal, lasting image of Biden’s unfitness that no CNN panel can explain away. It’s hard to spin when voters hear it for themselves.
Let’s be clear: Trump doesn’t need the tapes to prove Biden was in decline. We’ve all seen the man forget names, wander offstage, and give interviews that sound like a Mad Lib written by a sleepy uncle. But the audio gives it weight. It adds evidence. And the judge handling the GOP’s lawsuit to obtain those tapes just gave both sides until the end of May to figure it out. Tick tock.
Meanwhile, Biden is still trying to act like the international statesman, giving lectures on BBC Radio about dictators and the Warsaw Pact. He talks about Putin like he’s some kind of history professor, but can’t remember basic facts about his own administration. That slurred, hoarse voice during the interview? That wasn’t just a cold. It was a glimpse into why even Democrats were pushing him out of the race last July after his trainwreck debate performance.
And then there’s Biden lamenting Trump’s alleged “king-like” behavior. Sorry, but it’s not Trump who’s hiding behind executive privilege to keep damning audio out of the public’s hands. It’s not Trump who used DOJ resources to duck accountability. It’s not Trump who’s surrounded by aides whose full-time job is to keep him upright and semi-coherent.
Truly amazing stuff here: Joe Biden is asked about the books that have been written about his cognitive decline. He spends one minute struggling to answer the question while going on tangents about random things before handing it off to his wife who says he was perfectly fine lol pic.twitter.com/vUjG2dwe0X
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 8, 2025
So Biden can keep tossing out Cold War metaphors and dramatic warnings about NATO’s future. It’s all noise—because the only thing the American people want now is to hear the truth for themselves. And when they do, they’ll realize what Trump’s been saying all along: this never should’ve happened under Biden’s watch, and it wouldn’t have happened under Trump’s.
The countdown is on. The White House can either let the air out slowly or wait for the full-blown explosion when Trump releases it himself. Either way, the American people are going to hear the man who wants to lead them explain, in his own trembling words, why he forgot who he was, where he was, and when his own son died. Good luck spinning that.
