Oh, the irony. As President Joe Biden’s national security team scrambles for the exits, it seems like the ultimate plot twist in Washington’s long-running soap opera.
According to Politico, the bureaucratic exodus is in full swing, with State Department officials, Pentagon staffers, and other agency appointees dusting off their résumés faster than you can say “Trump’s second term.” It’s a...
Ah, CNN. Just when you think they couldn’t embarrass themselves any further, they go and “free” a notorious torturer from a Syrian prison in a spectacular quest for ratings gold. This isn’t just your run-of-the-mill media misstep—it’s the journalistic equivalent of stepping on a rake and smacking yourself in the face. But hey, in their defense, it made for...
The 125th Army-Navy game was a classic American spectacle: patriotism, tradition, and a stadium full of people chanting “U-S-A” as President-elect Donald Trump arrived in the presidential suite. If you didn’t know better, you’d think this was a scene from a bygone era—an era where the Commander-in-Chief actually showed up to support the troops and bask in the unity...
Mystery drones zipping around the night skies like something out of a low-budget sci-fi flick are enough to make anyone uneasy—but when even federal authorities are scratching their heads, it’s downright absurd. With just over five weeks until President-elect Donald Trump officially returns to the Oval Office, he’s already stepping into the breach, demanding accountability on an issue the...
Well, isn’t this just the picture of accountability in modern journalism? George Stephanopoulos, the face of ABC News’ flagship program This Week, is apparently so committed to transparency and the truth that he managed to gloss over a $15 million settlement his own network just agreed to pay President-elect Donald Trump. Instead of addressing what is arguably the biggest...
New Jersey—the land of diner debates, beach drama, and now, apparently, rogue drones the size of SUVs buzzing over homes like mechanical seagulls. Residents are demanding answers, but if you’re waiting for the federal government to swoop in with clarity, don’t hold your breath. This debacle is shaping up to be another showcase of bureaucratic dithering, complete with the...
Welcome to Washington, D.C., where even grabbing a burger can turn into a battle of political theater. In what can only be described as the world’s least intimidating “resistance movement,” bartenders and servers in the capital are vowing to make life inconvenient for members of the incoming Trump administration. Because, you know, nothing says “I’m fighting for democracy,” like...
The War on Christmas (and Common Sense) Continues. Hillsboro schools—where “inclusion” apparently means excluding the most celebrated holiday in the United States. Yes, you heard that right. In a country where Christmas is synonymous with joy, family, and generosity, the powers that be decided the best way to foster inclusivity was to shove Christmas out the door.
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Ah, Joe Biden, the self-styled “Uniter-in-Chief,” just made history again—though probably not in the way he hoped. In one fell swoop, Biden issued clemency to nearly 1,500 people and pardoned 39 others, marking the largest single-day act of clemency in modern history. But if you thought this was about justice or rehabilitation, think again. This stunt feels more like...
Well, isn’t this just a textbook case of bureaucratic incompetence wrapped in political opportunism? The U.S. Military Academy at West Point found itself at the center of a firestorm after falsely claiming Pete Hegseth—President Trump’s pick for Secretary of Defense—was never accepted to the prestigious institution. ProPublica was all too eager to run with this juicy "gotcha" moment until,...