Well, well, well. Joe Biden is back at it — and by “it,” I mean yelling into the void while somehow managing to confuse half his staff’s names and half the country’s patience. On Friday, Biden accepted an award in Washington, D.C., from the Victory Institute, proudly declaring his administration the “most LGBTQ+ inclusive in U.S. history.” That’s right — that’s the headline achievement. Not border security, not lowering inflation, not restoring law and order, not even tackling the economy. Nope. Rainbow representation takes the gold medal in the Biden Olympics.
Now, don’t get me wrong — representation is fine. But when you’re being handed awards in the middle of an economic slog, a global mess, and after running a border policy that looked like it was dreamed up by an open mic poet in Portland, maybe it’s time to read the room. Or maybe just read, period. Because Biden, as usual, had trouble doing either.
He told the crowd a familiar old tale — the one where he bravely got “in trouble” in 2012 for supporting gay marriage before Barack Obama. That’s the story he dusts off whenever he wants to remind people that he’s been a progressive hero since before it was cool. But the best part? It’s when he started screaming. I mean, we’re talking full grandpa-on-the-porch energy. Yelling, “Get up! Get up and fight back!” and then, hilariously, “It’s about protecting the Constitution!”
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“GET UP! Get up and FIGHT BACK! Get up! Continue to fight! What’s the fight all about?! It’s about protecting the Constitution!” 🥴 pic.twitter.com/vQU5b0Wnsn
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) December 5, 2025
Protecting the Constitution? From what, Joe? A President who actually enforces immigration law? Trump is literally doing what the Constitution requires the executive branch to do — enforce the law. But Biden, whose team tried to invent a phantom Equal Rights Amendment by simply declaring it ratified (spoiler: it’s not), is suddenly our great protector of the founding document?
If a Republican got up and screamed like that, the media would call it an “insurrection.” If Trump said “Get up and fight back,” there would be entire panels on CNN debating whether it was coded fascist rhetoric. But when Biden does it? Oh, that’s just Joe being “passionate.” No concerns about inciting violence, no pearl-clutching from the MSNBC crowd. Just glowing reviews and more soft lighting on his Teleprompter-ready set.
But even the Teleprompter couldn’t save him this time. He went into one of his usual chants — the ones we all know by heart now — where he talks about remembering “who in the hell we are,” and insists “there’s nothing we can’t do,” before launching into his dramatic crescendo. Except this time, the crescendo hit a sour note. “We’re the United States of Amerigotit!” he yelled.
Joe Biden attempts to pronounce the name of our country:
“We’re the United States of Ameragottit.” pic.twitter.com/4YsjgUOLAM
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) December 5, 2025
Amerigotit? Is that a new federal agency or just what happens when the cognitive train goes off the rails? This is the guy the Democrats tried to convince the public was cognitively sharp — the same guy they said could take on Trump in 2024 with vigor and vision. And here he is, mispronouncing the name of the country he’s been running (into the ground, some might argue).
And then came the part that truly had the crowd tilting their heads like confused dogs. In praising his administration’s diversity, he tried to name-drop his own press secretary. “My press secretary, Kareem,” he said. Sorry, Joe. That would be Karine Jean-Pierre, not Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. But hey, close enough, right? Diversity win?
Sleepy Joe FORGETS the name of his former Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre.
BIDEN: “When I took office I promised to have an administration that looked like America… not just for the community, but my Press Secretary ‘KAREEM.'” pic.twitter.com/VVUY2NxtFU
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) December 5, 2025
This entire performance — because that’s really what it was — just reminded the rest of us why he’s not in the White House anymore. It’s like watching a rerun of a show that used to be entertaining but now just makes you cringe. And Democrats seriously considered rolling this out for another four years?
In a way, we should almost thank Joe Biden for moments like this. They remind the American people exactly what they voted against in 2024. They remind us of the chaos, the confusion, and the performative politics dressed up as progress. Biden’s award may have been about inclusivity, but his speech was anything but inclusive — unless you count every American who’s ever cringed at a family gathering when Grandpa starts yelling about stuff no one understands anymore.
So yes, thank you, Joe — for once again showing America exactly what we left behind. And for anyone still wondering why we need to keep the Democrats far away from the Oval Office? Just hit play on that speech.
