Let’s get one thing straight: whoever thought it was a good idea to haul Joe Biden out of retirement like some nostalgic rerun clearly hasn’t been paying attention.
This isn’t 2009, and Joe Biden is not the wise elder statesman America’s been waiting to hear from. He’s the guy Democrats shoved off the stage after the political embarrassment of 2024 — and now they want him delivering speeches about “dignity” and “Social Security” like the last four years never happened? Please. The only thing “dignified” about that speech was when it ended.
This isn’t a comeback; it’s a ghost haunting a party that desperately wants to forget. The speech itself had all the hallmarks of a classic Biden performance: yelling at imaginary enemies, losing his train of thought mid-sentence, and — of course — sprinkling in a few good old-fashioned falsehoods for dramatic effect. Social Security at risk for the first time in history? Joe, come on. We all know you never let facts get in the way of a scare tactic, but this one was lazy even by your standards.
Joe Biden again slurs his words while reading off the teleprompter:
“What do you think it does for that womans living alone, a 74-years check, and just not even able to find out whether she can find out what that disability claim she has.” pic.twitter.com/GI0L9IVvM6
— Conservative War Machine (@WarMachineRR) April 15, 2025
And can we talk about the real tragedy here? Democrats still don’t seem to grasp that Biden is political kryptonite. You can practically see Kamala Harris cringe every time he opens his mouth because she knows what we all know — Joe should’ve exited the stage quietly. But no, he’s back with Jill Biden propping him up like a wax figure from Madame Tussauds, desperately trying to revive the myth of “Uncle Joe,” the steady hand. But the hand is shaking, folks — and not just metaphorically.
Let’s not skip over the absolute cringe of his “colored kids” remark, either. Really? In 2025? This is the guy who Democrats still want speaking for their party? If a Republican said that, CNN would’ve had a 72-hour meltdown and a chyron reading “Racist Dog Whistle or Megaphone?” But since it’s Biden, the media spins it as “an old-fashioned turn of phrase.” Yeah, sure — and the Titanic was just an unfortunate boating mishap.
In response, here’s what Trump posted:
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) April 15, 2025
The entire premise of his speech was built on the delusion that America misses him. Spoiler alert: we don’t. Even Democrats wish he’d ride off into the Delaware sunset. The only reason Biden got into office in the first place was because 2020 handed him a golden ticket — a pandemic, media cover, and an opponent who scared suburban moms into voting blue “just this once.”
But the mask has fallen off. The Afghanistan disaster, record inflation, unchecked crime, open-border chaos, and foreign policy faceplants proved that this man was never up to the job. He was a placeholder — and not a particularly good one.
Biden: Our country “has never been this divided. Granted, it’s roughly 30%, but it’s a 30% that has no heart.”
He’s speaking about Trump voters. Pure scum. pic.twitter.com/Yqo1thJ5XZ
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) April 15, 2025
So now, here we are, post-2024, and Joe’s trying to crawl back into the spotlight like the band that broke up five years ago but thinks they’ve still got one more hit. They don’t. He doesn’t. And frankly, the country deserves better than watching him fumble through another round of half-coherent outrage and invented crises.
Joe, we didn’t want you the first time. We tolerated you because the media sold you as “safe.” You weren’t. You were a mess. A costly one. Go back to Scranton. Watch Matlock. Feed the ducks. Just please, for the love of common sense and national stability, stop talking. You’re not the comeback kid. You’re the guy who missed the hint that the party’s over — and someone already called your ride.
