Well, isn’t this just the swampiest déjà vu you’ve ever seen? After years—years—of being told “the walls are closing in” and “justice is around the corner” when it came to Russiagate and the deep state shenanigans surrounding it, we finally have some real insiders trying to clean house at the FBI.
And who’s leading the charge? None other than Kash Patel and Dan Bongino—two guys who don’t exactly shy away from calling out the political rot that turned the world’s premier law enforcement agency into a partisan attack machine.
Let’s not forget what we’re actually talking about here. Crossfire Hurricane wasn’t just a bad investigation—it was a banana republic-level hit job against a sitting U.S. president and his campaign, launched on the flimsiest of “evidence” and propped up by media lapdogs more interested in Russia fan fiction than facts. And now we’ve got Patel and Bongino going on national TV to say, yeah, there was hidden evidence, and yeah, some folks in the upper echelons of the FBI and DOJ made sure it stayed buried. What a shocker.
Kash Patel said it plainly: they weren’t there when the clock was ticking on the statute of limitations. But now that they are, guess what? They’ve already found buried documents and internal attempts to suppress the truth. This isn’t wild speculation—it’s obstruction, plain and simple. If you need a refresher, James Comey, Peter Strzok, and Andrew McCabe didn’t just get a slap on the wrist—they got book deals, cable news gigs, and glowing profiles in the New York Times. Accountability? They turned a potential RICO case into a PR campaign.
And here’s Bongino, who basically had to sit through a thousand Sunday shows while everyone else pretended Trump was a Russian asset, finally having the authority to sift through the rubble. He made it clear: they’ve been on the job two months. Rome wasn’t drained in a day. But apparently, some conservatives got a little itchy when the Epstein file came up.
Oh yes, the third rail: Jeffrey Epstein. For years now, saying “Epstein didn’t kill himself” has become a kind of national shorthand for “we don’t believe the government anymore.” So when Patel and Bongino both came out and said, with a straight face, “Yeah, he killed himself,” you could hear the collective groan from half the country.
Look, maybe Patel’s been inside enough prisons to know the signs. Maybe Bongino has seen the files. But telling the American people to just trust you on Epstein’s death after years of being lied to about Russia, Clinton, the Steele Dossier, and pretty much everything else? Yeah, that dog’s not gonna hunt.
Conservatives weren’t buying it, especially after the Trump-era DOJ dropped the ball by releasing Epstein’s glorified Rolodex instead of anything resembling a “client list.” Rep. Anna Paulina Luna said it best: this was not what the people asked for. We didn’t want a phonebook. We wanted names, timelines, receipts—some shred of accountability for the powerful figures who treated Epstein Island like their private getaway.
Kash Patel and Dan Bongino say Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. So either Patel and Bongino have launched a new Deep State coverup to protect co-conspirators in a demonic sex trafficking ring, or Epstein did in fact kill himself pic.twitter.com/2k1nsN6jLY
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) May 18, 2025
And now we’ve got even more darkness with the death of Virginia Giuffre—one of the few brave women who dared to go public, sue royalty, and force the world to look at the Epstein case for what it really was: a grotesque abuse of power. Her sudden death? Another suicide. Just like Epstein. Just like everything else that gets conveniently swept under the rug.
Here’s the harsh truth: people are tired of empty promises. They’re tired of “truckloads of evidence” that never see the light of day. They’re tired of hearing that justice is coming, only to be told “just give us another week.” We’ve waited for years. And while it’s good to see someone like Patel at the helm, he and Bongino had better deliver—fast. Because the American people aren’t going to settle for another report that ends up redacted, buried, or forgotten. Not this time. Not again.
