Ah, the Biden blues—when regret becomes the soundtrack of a presidency gone sideways. Reports are swirling that President Joe Biden and his aides have been whispering about how he could’ve beaten Donald Trump if he hadn’t bowed out of the 2024 race. Yes, the same Joe Biden who stumbled through debates like a man searching for his car keys and who dropped out in July after a campaign that made Rocky V look like an Oscar contender. Apparently, the nostalgia for alternate realities is strong in Biden’s camp.
🚨 Clown 🤡 World 🌎 ALERT🚨
Biden regrets dropping out of the 2024 Election. What a dolt! He should regret having the DNC rig his own primary. He should regret running RFK Jr out of the Democratic Party, and the terrible character assassination campaign they ran against him pic.twitter.com/b2CUd78BeR
— Gregory Latham Jr (@B7grWinning) December 28, 2024
According to insiders, Biden has been second-guessing more than just his exit. One major regret? Appointing Merrick Garland as attorney general. Biden reportedly feels Garland dragged his feet on prosecuting Trump and, perhaps worse in Biden’s eyes, showed a little too much zeal in targeting Hunter Biden. You know it’s bad when the guy who played defense for you on Capitol Hill starts aiming for the family. Garland may have been too slow for Biden’s taste, but hey, isn’t the hallmark of his presidency “running behind schedule”?
Biden‘s true colors leaking out- is anyone surprised? Biden regrets that the law fair against Donald Trump didn’t work pic.twitter.com/BWNC9tIcjt
— Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 (@KarluskaP) December 30, 2024
And then there’s the pièce de résistance: Biden allegedly admitted he was “stupid” for not slapping his name on those COVID relief checks. Talk about missing an easy win. Even Trump, with his flair for branding, knew the value of making a tangible connection with voters. But Biden? He fumbled the ball and then blamed the “media landscape” for the lack of credit. Because obviously, it’s TikTok’s fault that Americans didn’t see him as the hero of their economic recovery.
Biden’s musings on the media were particularly rich. In one breath, he lamented the fractured news environment, complaining, “We pick what news we want to hear.” Translation: He’s annoyed Americans aren’t all tuning in to legacy outlets like CNN or MSNBC for their daily spoonful of leftist narratives.
The real gem was Biden’s Nixon analogy, suggesting Tricky Dick’s sweat problem cost him the presidency. Somehow, that evolved into Biden pondering the nature of truth itself. Spoiler alert: The truth is that Biden’s team underestimated the power of the new media, which thrives on accountability—not adulation.
Meanwhile, let’s not forget what Biden was up against: a Trump campaign that steamrolled through swing states and even clinched the popular vote. Yes, Trump, the man Democrats have spent years labeling as unelectable, managed to topple Kamala Harris with ease. Maybe Biden does regret dropping out. Maybe he thinks he could’ve taken Trump down himself. But considering his infamous debate performance and an approval rating that made Harris look like a crowd favorite, it’s hard to imagine how Biden thinks he could’ve turned it around.
🚨Scott Jennings unloads on Biden’s disastrous presidency: “This is a failed, disgraced president.”
“When he got asked about regrets, the fact that he didn’t say, I regret that 13 American service members lost their lives in Afghanistan, to me, that he can’t muster the courage… pic.twitter.com/UnmCVBDsyv
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) December 27, 2024
What we’re left with is a president adrift in hindsight, longing for what might have been while the rest of the country moves forward. Regret may be a natural part of life, but when it becomes the hallmark of a presidency, it’s time to ask some tough questions. Trump won decisively, and Biden’s camp can’t stop looking back, wondering where it all went wrong. Spoiler alert, Joe: It wasn’t just the lack of your name on those checks.
