Well, here’s a story that’ll make you want to put down your overpriced oat milk latte and pay attention for a second.
Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) just took a double-hoofed kick to the chest from a horse — and then, like a true Tennessee workhorse himself, got back on the road the next day, cracked rib and all, and hit multiple public events like it was just another Monday. No whining, no staged press conferences, no “restorative wellness retreats.” Just grit, boots, and business.
And here’s the part that should make your jaw drop: while Burchett’s out here getting clobbered by livestock and still making it to every scheduled event, half of Congress can’t even be bothered to read the bills they vote on.
This is a guy who literally gets kicked in the chest by a horse — not a metaphor, not political spin, but actual hooves-to-rib contact — and doesn’t skip a beat. He even joked about it. Told Fox’s Chad Pergram it left a “cool mark” and said he was considering a tattoo. Most politicians flinch when someone says “defund,” and this man’s out here treating blunt force trauma like it’s a badge of honor.
🚨 JUST IN: Rep. Tim Burchett has broken a rib after being KICKED by a horse, per the Hill
Of course it was Tim, of all people 😆
Get well soon, @TimBurchett, you legend! pic.twitter.com/gFn8V346NU
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) July 29, 2025
But if you think the left would give him even an ounce of credit for that? Think again.
Because the second the story broke, the usual blue-check brigade on social media crawled out of their caves to mock him. Really? A 60-year-old man gets kicked in the chest, keeps going, and that’s your cue to make jokes?
Says a lot about them, doesn’t it?
To their credit, a few folks on the left managed to act like decent humans — probably by accident — but the venom was unmistakable. That’s how you know Burchett must be doing something right. Because let’s be honest, if the progressives aren’t calling you names or trying to cancel your livestock, you’re probably not moving the needle.
Burchett, meanwhile, shrugged it off. He posted a full rundown of his week — broken rib and all — because unlike a whole lot of Congress, he believes people deserve to know what their elected officials are actually doing.
And he does it all himself. No team of PR flacks, no interns crafting every sentence. Just Burchett, his phone, and apparently a steel-plated chest.
Sunday: kicked by a horse.
Monday: three events, 3.5 hours of travel, back home by 2:30 AM.
Tuesday: up by 6 AM, off to two more events in another county.
Since everyone is asking, here’s the deal: On Sunday, I was kicked by a horse. Broke a rib. He didn’t like being bit by that horse fly, and my rib was collateral damage.
On Monday, I traveled 3.5 hours to middle Tennessee. Attended 3 events. Got back to the farm at 2:30am.…
— Rep. Tim Burchett (@RepTimBurchett) July 29, 2025
Let’s just pause on that. Most members of Congress would demand a week off and a wellness stipend if their water bottle leaked in the Capitol hallway.
But Burchett? He’s running on broken ribs and black coffee, holding town halls, meeting constituents, and reminding everyone that yes, some folks in D.C. still believe in showing up and putting in the work.
And you know what? That kind of work ethic makes people nervous — especially the ones coasting by on soundbites and committee seats they haven’t earned. Burchett doesn’t need a stunt or a scandal to get attention. Just a horse, a bruised rib, and a calendar full of commitments.
My little girl making her Momma and me very proud on Albert, the horse that she had the accident with. pic.twitter.com/VH0eJlGvLZ
— Tim Burchett (@timburchett) April 15, 2023
So maybe, just maybe, we should be asking ourselves why that kind of dedication stands out. It shouldn’t be rare to see a lawmaker doing their job with honesty and backbone — but here we are, celebrating a man for doing what used to be expected.
Burchett took a kicking — literally — and kept right on ticking. If that doesn’t say something about what this country needs more of, then maybe the horse wasn’t aiming at the right chest.