Well, would you look at that—Secretary of State Marco Rubio finally reminded everyone that spine isn’t a lost art in Washington. During what was supposed to be a routine Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing, we were treated to a rare spectacle: a Democrat flailing around because the people being rescued this time didn’t fit their preferred racial narrative. That’s...
Well, there he goes again—James Comey, the former FBI director who somehow always manages to make the story about himself. This time, it’s not about Hillary’s emails or the Steele dossier. Nope. It’s seashells. On a beach. Arranged to say “86 47.” And instead of just owning up to a tone-deaf post that sparked serious public concern, Comey doubled...
It’s hard not to feel a knot in your gut reading about the Cuauhtémoc’s collision with the Brooklyn Bridge—a moment that should’ve been a proud ceremonial departure turned into a tragedy. And what’s more painful than the snapped masts, the twisted rigging, and the battered steel is the symbolism behind it all. A foreign vessel on American waters, in...
Well, well, well—would you look at that? In an emergency order that sent shockwaves through every progressive coffeehouse from Berkeley to Brooklyn, the Supreme Court just reminded the Biden administration that no, it does not get to rewrite immigration law on the fly just because it thinks compassion should trump the Constitution. The Court, in a move that stunned...
Well, there it is. The worst-kept secret in American politics just officially got confirmed, and of course, they’re trying to memory-hole the most important part: how long has Joe Biden actually been this sick?
According to reports that came out Sunday, the 82-year-old former president has been diagnosed with an “aggressive form” of prostate cancer that has already spread to...
Well, isn’t this just the swampiest déjà vu you’ve ever seen? After years—years—of being told “the walls are closing in” and “justice is around the corner” when it came to Russiagate and the deep state shenanigans surrounding it, we finally have some real insiders trying to clean house at the FBI.
And who’s leading the charge? None other than Kash...
Oh, here we go again. Another Democratic governor standing at a podium with a law degree in one hand and a thesaurus of World War II references in the other, deciding it’s time to play the “Trump-is-Hitler” card. This time it’s Minnesota’s own Tim Walz—yes, that Tim Walz, the guy who couldn’t even make it past the vice-presidential cut...
It’s not often that federal court decisions read like episodes of legal-themed reality TV, but this little judicial soap opera between Judge Jamal Whitehead and the 9th Circuit is making popcorn-worthy drama out of bureaucracy. Somewhere between the lofty rhetoric and the procedural whiplash, we’re watching what happens when a district court judge tries to steamroll a presidential executive...
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Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Announces Historic Jesus Painting Will Be Moved
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It’s not every day you hear about a Cabinet Secretary getting Jesus out of the basement, but here we are. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy—yes, that Sean Duffy, former congressman, Real World alum, and all-around straight shooter—just did something refreshingly bold in a time when most government officials seem more worried about hurt feelings than honoring history. He’s putting “Christ...
Oh, James Comey—once the golden boy of the intelligence community, now reduced to playing beachside numerologist while promoting his fiction novel on Instagram. One might expect a former FBI director to know a thing or two about discretion. Instead, he’s out here posting cryptic “shell formations” that spell out 8647, a not-so-subtle numerical suggestion to “86” the 47th President...









